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Post your SR jokes here ! Battalix, eating Pyro will not make you evolve.

Ex:In America, you go to the airport. In Soviet Russia, the airport goes to you.

In America, Norad tracks Santa. In Soviet Russia, Santa tracks Norad.On Your Mark................ ...............Get Set.................... ...............................................WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In America, you go to college, In Soviet Russia, college goes to you .

In America, you listen to the radio. In Soviet Russia, the radio listens to you.

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In America you bend the spoon. In Soviet Russia the spoon bends you.



In America, you can always find a party.
In Russia, party always finds you.
In America, you watch television.
In Soviet Russia, television watch you.
In America, you drive car.
In Soviet Russia, car drive you.
In America, your job determines your marks.
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job.
In America, you assassinate president.
In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you.
In America, you throw party.
On your mark...Get set................................WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


In America you break the law. In Soviet Russia the law breaks you.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HATCHET BURIES YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COOKIE TOSS YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YO MAMA TELLS YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU SCARE PITBULL!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DOGS HAVE PARIS HILTON IN BAG!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MOUSE CLICK YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, POOL SWIMS YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE WEB SEARCHES YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GUITAR PLAYS YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PIG EATS YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WORDS SPELL YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU ROUNDHOUSE KICK CHUCK NORRIS! (not)

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, GRASS POOPS ON DOG!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HORSE RIDES YOU!

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Template for SR Jokes

In America, you {insert verb here} {insert noun here}. In Soviet Russia, {insert same noun as before} {insert same verb as before}.

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