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This is a wikia about Russian Reversal (i.e. "in America, you (verb) the (noun); in Soviet Russia, (noun) (verb) YOU!!!") Bad grammar advised for the "In Soviet Russia" part.

PLEASE EDIT!!!

RulesEdit

No:

  • Spamming
  • Cussing
  • Blocking Bakugandrago18
  • Hacking other user's accounts
  • Having Fun!!
  • Posting Soviet Russia Jokes
  • Giving away personal info
  • Pornographic images

JokesEdit

The standard form of a Soviet Russia joke:

In America, you go to the airport. In Soviet Russia, airport go to you!

In America, Norad tracks Santa. In Soviet Russia, Santa tracks Norad!

In America, you go to college. In Soviet Russia, college goes to you!

In America, you listen to the radio. In Soviet Russia, radio listen to you!

In America you bend the spoon. In Soviet Russia spoon bends you!

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party find you.

In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watch you.

In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you.

In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job.

In America, you assassinate the president. In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you.

In America, you throw party. In Soviet Russia, Party throw you!

In America, you break the law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you!


Soviet Russia jokes can also be told in a more condensed form:

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HATCHET BURIES YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COOKIE TOSS YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YO MAMA TELLS YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU SCARE PITBULL!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DOGS HAVE PARIS HILTON IN BAG!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MOUSE CLICK YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, POOL SWIMS YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE WEB SEARCHES YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE GUITAR PLAYS YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PIG EATS YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WORDS SPELL YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU ROUNDHOUSE KICK CHUCK NORRIS! (not)

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, GRASS POOPS ON DOG!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HORSE RIDES YOU!

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